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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:55
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
No way
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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